The
little goblin had to be quick to avoid the grasp of the black orcs. He was
quick by virtue of being a squig herder who spent most of his days avoiding the
chomping maws of very large and ill-tempered squigs. Black orcs were slow
lumbering creatures by comparison, though the squig herder wasn't sure whether
the grasp of an orc or the gullet of a squig was a worse fate.
He
breathed a sigh of relief when he finally spotted the shaman, gathering his
courage and deftly slipping between the massive legs of the Warboss himself.
"Shaman
Skarlix, I got news from da Squig Brigade!" he said with as much confidence as
he could muster.
Skarlix
brought his gaze slowly down from the face of Azzog the Swordbreaka to the tiny
goblin between the great Warboss' legs. He waved his hand to stop Azzog from
crushing the insolent goblin under his boot. Skarlix strained to remember if he
had met this squig herder before, but the red paint covering half the gobbo's
face and hands made it a difficult task. No, thought Skarlix, this goblin was
unimportant except for his message.
"This
fool has information necessary for the attack. You can try to stomp him once he
has relayed his message, but not before", instructed Skarlix. The little squig
herder went pale green and only a stern look from the Warboss convinced him to
finally relay his burden.
"We'z
done as you axed us. All da boyz know dere job if'n da stunties are dumb enough
ta attack", he squeaked. A giant mailed foot smashed down and the squig herder
narrowly dodged a second stomp by Azzog. Skarlix scowled at his exceptionally
large ally as the tiny goblin ran full speed back to his brigade.
Now
the stunties could make their move.
The
dwarves of Dun Kharan had run out of powder. Waaagh Azzog had fallen upon the
stronghold and cut them off from their usual supplies. What's more, they'd
managed to cut off the last few convoys of black powder so that the dwarven
supply of explosives was dangerously low. The dwarven scout outpost on top of a
nearby hill had been taken by the greenskins at great cost. The dwarves who
held the post had made their bitter enemies pay dearly for that piece of
ground. It was worth it. Once the greenskins had control of the hill they
wasted little time installing rock lobbers, archers, and rudimentary defensive
structures. The location of the hill put the greenskins within range to rain
little barbed arrows and large boulders into the dwarven stronghold. The
boulders were the problem.
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The
calm of morning was shattered by the blaring of horns. One thousand dwarves,
the full garrison of Dun Kharan, poured forth from the gates and formed an
impenetrable wall of steel. The orcs reacted with amazing speed and formed a
line of their own a mere hundred yards from the dwarves. To the surprise of the
Dwarves a lone black orc stepped forward from the orc lines and did a most peculiar
thing: he did nothing. No cry of Waaagh started the inevitable orc charge. No
sword on shield signaled a challenge to the dwarven general. No, the titanic
Azzog the Swordrenda just stood there in front of his Waaagh and waited.
The
hammerer company raced out behind the main host and reached the bottom of the
hill. Early morning fog would keep the hammerers hidden for much of their climb
so the arrows of the goblins would be ineffective. Despite the fog the squigs
had already smelled the dwarves, and a steady rain of goblin arrows began
falling on both the hammerers and the main dwarven host. Despite the range and
power afforded by their perch, the goblin arrows were ineffective against
dwarven armor.
Skarlix
the shaman stood in the middle of the greenskin lines just behind the orc
Warboss. At a signal from the tiny shaman, Azzog began stomping his feet. The
rest of the warband quickly followed and soon the whole valley was shaking.
Stomp, stomp, stomp, the ground shook with the force of thousands of orc feet.
The dwarves gripped their weapons tightly and prepared for the charge, but
still the orcs held fast. Behind the orc lines, several orcapults were filled
with rotting meat and giant bones, ready to fling at the dwarven lines.
The
hammerer company continued their rush up the hill through the thick morning
fog. They could vaguely make out the round red forms of squigs streaming down
the hill to meet them, but nothing could be heard above the din created by the
orcs in the valley. The dwarven hammerers broke out of the fog nearly a third
of the way up the hill, just in time to see the front half of the approaching
squigs veer off sideways towards the greenskin lines. The sudden move by only
half the squigs was confusing until the dwarves saw the second half of the
squig assault.
From
his vantage point in the orc lines Skarlix could only imagine what was
happening. He couldn't see the hill through the morning fog and he certainly
couldn't hear what was happening. For that matter neither could the dwarven
host.
Only
the Squig Brigade could see the squig sized boulders, painted bright red,
slamming through the ranks of hammerers and destroying the entire company in a
matter of seconds. Only the Squig Brigade was able to watch the boulders as
they picked up speed and plummeted towards the entrenched dwarven lines in the
valley. Skarlix saw the destruction on the hill, his mind's eye replaying the
scene just as he'd witnessed it in his dreams for the past week.
As
the first boulders broke through the fog towards the main dwarven host the
dwarves could only stare in amazement, unsure how the squigs had overwhelmed
the hammerer company so quickly. The squig red boulders stuck the dwarven
formation in the flank and dwarven steel was no match for the momentum of the
giant rocks. Squigs are whirling balls of teeth and death. Squigs are
horrifying creatures but in a thousand years their fury will never match the
absolute destruction brought to the dwarves that day by fast moving stone.
Unfortunately
the squigs who had been running in front of the boulders were now streaming
back towards the orc lines. Pressed from behind by the rockslide and in front
by the dwarven defenses, the entire squig herd had chosen to flee back towards
the familiar greenskin army. Hundreds of the creatures were charging the orc
lines and would cause untold havoc unless somehow they could be stopped. Of
course Skarlix had planned for this as well.
Magically
enhanced by the power of the assembled Waaah, the diminutive little shaman's
voice whistled out over the valley. "Here boy, here boy, want a stick?" stopped
the squig herd in its tracks. This call was followed by a signal to the
orcapults. Hundreds of pounds of rotting meat and bones flew from the orc lines
into the already devastated dwarven host. The dwarves never stood a chance.
Azzog
looked back at Scarlix and the little shaman finally nodded his approval.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
yelled Azzog as he led the charge.










